A woman was cooking eggs in the kitchen when her husband came running in.
Immediately, he saw the eggs and gasped in horror and said
â€œBe careful! CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh, my gosh!â€
The wife, startled at her husbandâ€™s violent reaction, dashed to the fridge to get some butter.
â€œYouâ€™re cooking too many at once. Too many! Turn them! Turn them now!â€, the husband said.
The wife, concerned by the status of her husbandâ€™s mental state, forgot about the butter and went running back to the eggs and the husband said,
â€œWe need butter! Are you crazy? Where are we going to get the butter? Theyâ€™re going to stick! Hurry!â€
The wife dashed back to the fridge and her husband said,
â€œCareful about the eggs! Careful. You never listen to me when youâ€™re cooking! Never! Turn them quickly! Oh not that quickly, donâ€™t you know how to cook? Are you insane? Turn the eggs!â€
At this point, the wife started crying, since she had no idea what to do. She gasped,
â€œWhat is wrong with you? I know how to cook eggs.â€
The husband simply smiled and replied,
â€œI just wanted to show you what it feels like while Iâ€™m driving with you in the car,â€ and he left.