|This is why bartenders are better than psychiatrists
Ever since Susie was a child, Sheâ€™s always had a fear of someone under her bed at night.
So she went to a psychiatrist and told him, â€œIâ€™ve got problems. Every time I go to bed I think thereâ€™s somebody under it. Iâ€™m scared. I think Iâ€™m going crazy.â€
â€œJust put yourself in my hands for one year,â€ said the psychiatrist. â€œcome talk to me 3 times a week and we should be able to get rid of those fears!â€
â€œHow much do you charge?â€
â€œEighty dollars per visit,â€ replied the expert.
â€œIâ€™ll sleep on itâ€ Susie said.
Six months later, the physiatrist saw Susie on the street.
â€œ Why didnâ€™t you ever come to see me about those fears you were having? He asked.
â€œWell, 80 bucks a visit 3 times a week comes to 12,480 dollar year. â€
It is an awful lot of money! A bartender cured me for $10. I was so happy to have saved all the money that I went and bought myself a new UTE.
â€œIs that so?â€
With a bit of an attitude he said, â€œAnd how, may I ask, did a bartender cure you?â€
â€œHe told me to cut the legs off the bed!â€œ Ainâ€™t nobody under there now.