|This is why bartenders are better than psychiatrists
Ever since Susie was a child, She’s always had a fear of someone under her bed at night.
So she went to a psychiatrist and told him, “I’ve got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there’s somebody under it. I’m scared. I think I’m going crazy.”
“Just put yourself in my hands for one year,” said the psychiatrist. “come talk to me 3 times a week and we should be able to get rid of those fears!”
“How much do you charge?”
“Eighty dollars per visit,” replied the expert.
“I’ll sleep on it” Susie said.
Six months later, the physiatrist saw Susie on the street.
“ Why didn’t you ever come to see me about those fears you were having? He asked.
“Well, 80 bucks a visit 3 times a week comes to 12,480 dollar year. ”
It is an awful lot of money! A bartender cured me for $10. I was so happy to have saved all the money that I went and bought myself a new UTE.
“Is that so?”
With a bit of an attitude he said, “And how, may I ask, did a bartender cure you?”
“He told me to cut the legs off the bed!“ Ain’t nobody under there now.